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tinkle - a joke - Puppy's Kennel
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tinkle - a joke
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother
told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'




I KNOW YOU SMILED

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moondropz From: moondropz Date: August 19th, 2009 02:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG! LMAO!!!
*Gigglesnorts*
paceyringwald From: paceyringwald Date: August 19th, 2009 06:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG! ROFL
the_dean_team From: the_dean_team Date: August 20th, 2009 08:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Love it!!! LMAO!!!
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