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i'm being stalked!!! who knew??? - Puppy's Kennel
i'm being stalked!!! who knew???

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from a_sick_puppy.

moondropz is stalking a_sick_puppy
moondropz's REAL name :Hulda Canada
moondropz's REAL DOB :19th November 1980
Height :177 cmWeight : 75.2 kg
moondropz has dreamt about you : 8 times
moondropz became interested in you : 24th July 2005
moondropz's latest dream about you
moondropz dreamt that you had got married to another person. moondropz produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how moondropz describes your relationship behind your back
'I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it's just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!'
moondropz's been stealing stuff from your house too.
moondropz was seen parading around town with a_sick_puppy's missing beret.
They've even started modifying their body for you
moondropz spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I've just creamed myself thinking about you. There's no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I've used this card instead.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker moondropz is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can't you do something about this? I'm starting to become scared for my life."
moondropz's Police File
moondropz would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.

Testimonies about moondropz
willoweese - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
'I always suspected moondropz was a little weird, but never THIS weird.'
willow_m_w - Worships the sun
'Jesus fuck! You've got to be joking?!??! moondropz? A pervert? It's quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!'

Current Location: at my 'puter.
Current Mood: silly silly
Current Music: disturbed, of course!

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willow_m_w From: willow_m_w Date: December 14th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, she's really busy, and also a floozy-stalker, she'll stalk everyone!

Edited at 2008-12-14 03:06 pm (UTC)
a_sick_puppy From: a_sick_puppy Date: December 16th, 2008 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)
yeah, who knew??? i must say, i'm surprised. i thought she'd be too busy stalking poor jensen to worry about little ol' me.
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