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poor jensen!!! moondropz iz after him too!!! - Puppy's Kennel
poor jensen!!! moondropz iz after him too!!!

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from Jensen Ackles.

moondropz is stalking Jensen Ackles
moondropz's REAL name :Reid Bragg
moondropz's REAL DOB :30th December 1981
Height :187 cmWeight : 118.9 kg
moondropz has dreamt about you : 30 times
moondropz became interested in you : 21st October 2007
moondropz's latest dream about you
Both you and moondropz are working in an animal sanctuary together. moondropz suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how moondropz describes your relationship behind your back
'God its going fantastic. I've never felt happier........ever. Nothing can go wrong now. Fuck tempting fate!'
moondropz's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn't run away Jensen Ackles, moondropz is holding it captive!
They've even started modifying their body for you
moondropz now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 18 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I've had enough of this. Send the fucking SWAT team around. That bastard moondropz has been watching me for far too long. Don't be stingey with the dum-dum bullets. Thanks."
moondropz's Police File
moondropz is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.

Testimonies about moondropz
McCurry Frisby - A withered old hag
'To be honest there was always something about moondropz that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.'
Edgar Wyatt - Dull O Dull
'moondropz was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.'
Rich Crosby - Eats everything.
'Fucking hell, in all honesty I've never met a bigger wanker than moondropz. Terrible person.'
Rogers Georgeson - Sister Stabatha
'I use the word cunt sparingly - it's more effective that way. I've spent all morning texting moondropz, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.'

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